Facesitting

Which of you have participated in this stirring sexual activity, no matter if you have been on the top or on the bottom? If you’re a man, having your woman over you in this special way is super intimate. You can feel and smell her more  than in conventional oral sex positions, remember, she obscures the light so you’re partly in the darkness. And when one of your senses, like sight, is restricted, the others tend to become stronger. Additionally you may get a direct proof of her orgasm, seeing all those contractions and vibrations that happen to her pussy. Not to mention you may get a full load of her pussy juice if you’re efficient enough to make her squirt. If you’re a man and you’re on the top, you can just get your nuts and ass licked, your dick goes in the ‘wrong’ direction 😉

For the ladies, it’s exhilarating to dominate a man in this way, those with a dominant streak can go even further than that and play with some restraints, cuffing or binding your man’s hands. More than that, he doesn’t pleasure you only with his lips and tongue (and hands if he’s not cuffed), you additionally get his nose… mmmm…. Yes, lie to me, Pinocchio…

One more thing. Most of us have tongues that protrude only about 2 inches from your our mouths (well, this joke about an elderly guy licking his eyebrows comes to mind here ;), so if you want the bottom to be efficient it means getting quite close. Which in turn means he may have some difficulties breathing. You just have to be careful not to choke him – don’t get too lost in pleasure, you want him alive, don’t you?

The above matter can be handled quite well though with special furniture. It’s possible to buy facesitting stools, though they can get quite pricy. However, if you’re a DIY person, it’s not really difficult to fashion a stool for this purpose from an old chair or stool. Just playing with some tools trimming and cutting some old furniture, and presto.

A new healthy protein shake

It seems that recently I’ve been surrounded by info and pics trying to convince us that giving blow jobs and also swallowing is very beneficial for us women, and also for the ones on the receiving end. Some women like it, some don’t and refuse to give this pleasure to their men. Our 2 main female protagonists, Eleyne and Yasmin love it. They love turning on their lovers this way. They know they have the power even if they’re on their knees… It’s a turn on as well, isn’t it?
Well, here’s a treat for those of you, gents, who have trouble convincing your women that giving head is what should be done in a relationship. Show your woman this article and tell her your semen is healthy.
Yeah, you read right, your load is like a protein shake, it contains: fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, zinc and more. Discovery News reports there’s a new research that found that numerous species consume semen for its health benefits, and human seed might as well be viable as a super food. Apart from that it may have some anti-aging properties, though I have no clue if it should be swallowed or  rubbed onto the skin. Hmmm… I could mention here, that one of the ingredients of the pussy juice also contains rejuvenating ingredient… Lol, ladies,  imagine using your own pussy juice to prevent wrinkles instead of your daily moisturizer.
Anyway, if even these findings don’t convince your women that blow jobs and swallowing are good for them, they may still not like your taste… <rolls eyes>

 

Oral sex – blow jobs and eating pussy

After watching and listening to the above I, as well as any other woman, might add: “it won’t lick itself, so what are you waiting for?” Steel Panther excels at writing sexually explicit and funny lyrics, but obviously oral sex hasn’t started to be popular in their heyday. Who actually ‘invented’ it? Aren’t you curious?

It seems that using mouth and tongue to please another person was already common among the ancient people. Especially before Christian missionaries started to fight with it, it was appreciated in many primitive cultures.

Already in the 7th century BC, a poet, Archilloch wrote a poem, a hymn to fellatio – the oldest known  literary form about this manner of ars amandi, and as the ancient Greeks considered oral sex as one of the most pleasant ways of loving, this poem may have not been the only one. Ancient Romans were of the same opinion about blow jobs, the only difference is that there was rank involved. It was ok to receive fellatio from somebody of a lower rank than you, while it was considered degrading and out of question to give it to somebody that stood lower in the hierarchy than you..

Ancient Chinese also favoured oral sex, their poets and philosophers encouraged both sexes to take every possible pleasure from it. According to them, eating your woman out granted her eternal youth and health.

Indian Kamasutra also describes oral sex, here however, the authors suggest that this kind of pleasures should be provided by a ‘qualified personnel’  rather than spouses. Oral sex though pleasant was considered impure and it was impossible to require impure things from a loved person.

The problem came with Christianity and middle dark ages when everything connected with sex started to be seen as sin, obviously this form of pleasuring one another joined the long list of transgressions. Sex that was not leading to procreation and served only the purpose of creating pleasure and fulfilling one’s desire couldn’t be left out. According to the middle ages doctrine anything that did it led you the very bottom of hell. Do I have to add that such a close, intimate contact between lips and sexual organs was filthy as hell at the very least in the eyes of church representatives?

As a result, quite a lot of cultures had to say bye to fellatio and cunnilingus for quite a long time – all the inhabitants of Africa, both Americas, even Australian Aborigenes…

What’s funny is that Jews never had these kind of restrictions against oral sex. It was always considered ‘natural’ in this religion…

Why won’t he go down on me?

We’ve already written a post about blow jobs and some women’s reluctance to give it, to make it fair there should be one about licking pussies. Some men love it, some don’t. Some men will eat a woman out  eagerly, some will shudder at the prospect of taste, smell and overall experience and will prefer straight shagging over it. Why?

I’ve read an opinion of somebody who listened up to quite a lot of men on the subject and one reason gets repeated. You know, ladies, in this regard, straight men are simple creatures really: if it looks edible and smells reasonably fresh, they’ll eat it. So having written it I’ll ask, when was the last time you washed your pussy? I know I chided men for the lack of personal hygiene in this blog, but this sin isn’t limited to men only. A saying in my language says: ‘make sure you stay clean down there, you don’t know the time when something happens’.

And once we are at the subject of hygiene, the matter of pubic hair arises. And while I may complain that due to all the modern porn videos all the young guys will never know what a real woman’s pussy looks like, they may even think that pussies stay hairless like in all these videos all the time, I agree that having less hair in the intimate area is more hygenic and more comfortable. Well, for sure less hair gets into your noses, gentelmen, and you also get unrestrained areas of flesh to lick and suck.

To cap it off, an educational photo for the young men. This is what a real pussy looks like.

Yes, guys, we do naturally have some fur there. It can even be more than on this photo, depending on the general hair color, brunettes tend to have more.

Orgasm – how many types of climax do exist?

You probably remember this note that we published not that long ago. Since that time while browsing the net I have found some more interesting things about orgasm that I would like to share with you. So first of all, how many types of orgasm do exist? And secondly, can only women experience them?

Let’s start the list for women then:

– clitoral orgasm, those of us that like to play with our little pearls of pleasure know it very well. If our partner is skillful with his tongue, lips and fingers he (or she) can lead us to it as well;

– vaginal orgasm, and while we’re at it these three just have to be mentioned:

i. G point stimulation orgasm (you already know how to find it, guys?), the interesting thing is, another G point can be also found in the anus…;

ii. the A spot orgasm – can be achieved by stimulating the point that is more or less 4-5 inches deep on the anterior wall of vagina, the same wall as G point is situated. And again A point can be also found in the anus…;

iii. the Deep spot orgasm (the posterior fornix orgasm) – through stimulation of all the area way back in the deepest part of the back wall of the vagina, just before the cervix.;

– squirting orgasm – through stimulation of G point or the clitoris, unfortunately not many women can experience it as it really resembles the need to pee, so we have to be really comfortable with our partners to let ourselves get carried away in this way. In fact quite some women can still confuse squirting with peeing…;

– orgasm through stimulation of the breast – yep, possible for us… ;

– oral orgasm – through kissing (oooh, our Jim’s an expert at this) or giving head… lol… a man’s dream 😉 but lips and the inside of the mouth is a powerful erogenous zone;

– the skin orgasm – can happen during sensual massages;

– dream-gasm – after having some really erotic and sensual dreams;

– mental orgasm – yep, while fantasizing about somebody really inspiring… I think I can confess that writing about our male protagonist can bring us really close to this state… Just an orgasm from the pure excitement alone;

– and finally, megagasm, according to Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., Artist and Ecosexual Sexecologist., it’s the volcano of all orgasms, or the tsunami of all orgasms. A megagasm is an intense full body experience, a deeply emotional experience, and for some a deeply spiritual experience. It generally lasts an extended lengthy of time, from thirty seconds to in some cases up to an hour or two. Several megagasms have been documented on video, although they are extremely rare. Not that many women are capable of letting go that deeply or handling that much pleasure and ecstasy and orgasmic energy. As the name implies it can be brought on by some mega sensations – heavy fucking, super strong vibrator on the clit, anal sex, bondage experience etc…Generally experiences way beyond ‘normal intercourse’… I wonder, do the fainting of our female protagonists in the book count as megagasm?

Well, how many of these can men have? Given the fact that the G spot and A spot can also be found in anus they should be able to experience this kind of sensation. As for the rest, you can watch an interesting talk I found.

Blow jobs. Why does she refuse?

You, guys, probably have wondered countless times why she refuses to go down on you. Are there any reasons why she refuses to kneel down and worship your maleness with her mouth?  I suppose there might be some. First of them is generally the fact that most of us, women, are brought up to believe that blow jobs are the things that only porn stars do and no respectable woman is supposed even to consider lowering herself to this, figuratively and literally speaking. In this case, I guess it’s a long way in front of you overcoming her sexual inhibitions and convincing her that what two people do in bed should be of no concern of some moralists, religions, priests, whatever. As long as it’s consensual. A woman has to want it, she has to get horny thinking that your dick in her mouth gives her the absolute power over you… After all if we blow you, your most sensitive organ is in our mouths and we do have teeth…

The other possible reason is the taste… And while speaking of taste, the smell can’t be left out. Errr… Gentelmen… When was the last time you showered? Sometimes going on public transport can make me believe that some people have never heard of soap… However, even if you have just washed properly (and she knows it) and feel horny, make sure you rinsed off all the soap from you dick and nuts. It doesn’t taste particularly enticing. And if you washed, you may as well think of trimming the jungle you have on your loins and nuts, though here, from what I have heard, feminine preferences may vary. Some of us may prefer you to stay very hairy on your private parts. Well, perhaps they like the hair going into and tickling their noses and they don’t mind spending half an hour first just trying to find your dick in that bush. But if any of us has to pause to remove some pubic hair that just got stranded between our teeth don’t complain that we’ve ruined it for you.

And last but not the least, you want a blow job, more than one and as often as possible? Right? But what was the last time you gave her some oral sex? If you make her clit feel very, very happy with your tongue skills  the woman may be more willing to reciprocate.

Ps. Almost as an afterthought I might add that if you do get it and you like how we do it, it’s probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we’re good at it. And grateful…

Any progress with your anal fantasies?

I assume you have read the article about anal fantasies that we posted a week ago. Well… So… How have you been going on? Has your ass been getting acquainted with the touch of your fingers and discovering how pleasant it is to touch all the skin next to your back door? Have you explored the tightness of your anus and found out how it feels when your fingers slide in there, caressing, petting, making you crave some more…? If the answer is yes, then you’re ready for the next step.

Why not let your partner do the same? Use some lubricant, shower gel, oil or any of Durex or KY lubricating gels and allow his (or her) fingers inside your asshole.  Enjoy the experience of fingers  together, apart from fingers you could also use some sex toys. There are ones especially designed for anal play – all kinds of vibrators or anal bead, graduated ones that you can choose ones that you feel comfortable with. And then, the next step if you feel like it, is discovering how it feels to be licked there. Oral skills and a wet tongue of your partner (we assume your partner know how to use his or her tongue) will let you live some unforgettable moments as the skin around your backdoor is a very sensitive erogenous zone. But you already know it, so why not have a taste of something more than just your fingers?

Clitoral fantasies

Have you ever noticed how fingers of all these virtuoso guitarists dance on fret boards? Skillful fingers, moving fast or slowly, knowing exactly where to press and how to do it to get a desired effect – to make a guitar weep in ecstasy. Don’t they make you wonder and fantasize? Weave sexual fantasies in your mind about what they could do with those nimble fingers of theirs on your clits… Fingers tapping, stroking, pulling, sliding up and down the strings. What if instead of strings  it were your pussy… ? Could they make your clit vibrate in pleasure just like strings of  guitars?

Additionally quite a lot of them are really fond of displaying their tongues and licking their guitars while playing and performing, and they do it deliberately. They want us, women, to think of how they can swirl them on our hot, wet pearls of pleasure. And I have to admit this approach is successful… At least for us… Does it work on you too and make you have sexual fantasies that make you burn in desire for these gorgeous, randy beasts of axe men?

Threesomes… Triangles… Ménage à trois …. (1)

Some statistics claim that for about 1/3 of men a ffm threesome is their number one erotic fantasy while only one in ten women admit to dreaming about more than one man in bed with them. Are you a person that couldn’t possibly share your partner in such circumstances?  Or you think you belong to the groups mentioned in the stats. If yes, welcome. Threesomes are a nice way of adding spice to your sex life providing that  the relationship in question won’t suffer from inviting another man or a woman to join your bedplay. If that condition is met and you’re both open minded enough to enjoy it then why not reap out the advantages of a ménage à trois?

For a man the pluses and pleasures of such sex are obvious. Two women in bed with him is pure fun, more boobs to touch, two fannies and asses to screw, two pairs of mouths to take care of him… A man can feel like a king when he’s appreciated enough. Apart from that he can enjoy watching how the two women who are with him also interact with one another.  However if his sexual stamina is less than good it would be better if he prepared  some sex toys that the two ladies may enjoy when he is no longer able to satisfy them… If you’re a woman, seeing your man with another one can  satisfy a voyerism fantasy, then you can also interact with the other woman – as they say, bisexualism doubles your chances of a date. Not to mention the fact that another woman will sooner find that damned G-spot that your regular partner cannot locate and the other fact that her facial skin doesn’t resemble a sand paper 😉

I won’t even mention that this arrangement also gives the three of you opportunities of acting out various less or more kinky scenarios.

Do I have to say that our female protagonists in the book sure discover the joys of a well executed ffm threesome…

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Taste does matter…

Guys, have you ever wondered why she won’t just swallow afterwards? After the blow job… I suppose at least some of you have…  Well, the second question is, have you heard this joke?

A girl and a boy go into a bar to have some drinks. They sit, talk, drink  and have fun and suddenly she starts to talk about a new drink. The more she says about it, the more she excited she gets and finally convinces the boy to order the drink. He agrees. The bartender serves the drink putting the following in front of the guy: a saltshaker, a shot of  Bailey’s Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. The boy looks at these ingredients sheepishly so the girl explains.

“First, you should sprinkle some salt on your tongue, then you take the Bailey’s and hold it in your mouth and at the end goes the lime juice.”

It doesn’t sound too appetizing for the boy but  as he wants to show her he’s the man he does as she says. He takes some salt, well, it’s ok so far. Then goes the Bailey’s, smooth, aromatic, really pleasent… Cool! Finally goes the lime juice. At first, a sharp taste of the fruit hits his palate, then the Bailey’s gets curdled and the salty-bitter-curdly taste attacks his gullet. Obviously he retches but as he doesn’t want the girl to get upset he manages to swallow. He turns to the girl disappointed.

“What is this fucking drink?”

“Haven’t you heard? It’s called Revenge for a Blowjob.”

I bet it sounds quite familiar to you, ladies, doesn’t it?

Gentlemen, if you want us to swallow, do something about the flavour of your semen (if this is the cause your partner refuses to let you finish in her mouth). You can start with tasting yourselves.

What? What? What? Do I hear well? WTF? So you want us to taste and swallow your cum but you have no clue how your own semen tastes?  Well, what the heck do you expect then? Quick, quick. One, two, three, a hand job, a self service of your own. Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you don’t jerk yourselves off. I won’t believe it… Then a short sampling…

Hmmm, so how tasty do you find yourself? If you think, the flavour of your semen is not particularly appetizing, you can start with changing some of your dietary habits. And also stop smoking.  What you eat and drink, does have affect the taste. Smoking cigarettes does too, a lot. Try to change these habits, and soon you may enjoy a full blowjob finished with swallowing from your partner.  That is of course if it was the taste that was the reason for the reluctance… Some may have deeply ingrained  religious beliefs that may say: swallowing is cannibalism, spitting is abortion.