Birthday gift for Eleyne

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“Hekate’s Passage, a story of sex and rock’n’roll” has been out for already 3 months (almost), but it’s just a part one. The first step of the sexual journey through time that will keep on expanding the girls’ erotic horizons. If you read the first part, you may say, the kink is very mild, but hold on, let me repeat – it’s just the first leg of this trip. Moreover we couldn’t cram everything into one book that covers just 3 days and nights with our heroes, even if we described these days in almost 76k words. More will come. Gradually.

The other thing is that we write about a real band. We don’t want to make them too uncomfortable with our fantasies. The only discomfort we gladly intend for them is the tightness of their pants in the certain region. You know which one. This is more than welcome. And if we had the knowledge that we did actually manage to cause them hard ons, it would be greatly rewarding for us. Oh, to know that our dirty fantasies make them horny, the same way and to the same way as spinning these scenarios in our heads excites us…

Now, whenever we have some time (between our regular jobs, promoting the book already out, our FB fan page, this blog and also translating the book into Spanish) we continue writing and we’re close to a particular date. Eleyne is going to have her birthday, and to her delight she’ll be able to celebrate it with Julian Twist. The question is – what should her lovers give her? I just can’t decide… You see, Eleyne is a naughty,  slightly kinky girl that may submit if it suits her purposes. And if coaxed properly. Tony has this power over her. He and the rest of Julian Twist are debating. Should it be: a new pair of stylish cuffs, nipple clamps or a butt plug?  Or should they just tie some ribbons on their cocks and deliver the g… sorry, the presents in nature?

best present

I can’t get no satisfaction…

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I’ve found an interesting article recently describing the results of a survey done in Japan by a Japan Family Planning Association. And I must say the results were hardly surprising for me. So, the results say that 71.3 percent of the women indicated that they had masturbated in the past year. Well, this is hardly surprising, after all times are changing and masturbation is not something shameful or taboo but a nice way of exploring and discovering one’s own sexuality. The next finding however, is almost a cherry on the pie:  the examiners concluded that the rates are directly proportional to a lack of satisfaction in a conventional intercourse. Among unmarried women, 67.1 percent said they fake orgasms. The figure was slightly less (64.2 percent) for married women. This is also hardly eye opening, after all if we are not fully satisfied after the shagging we have to get our pleasure somehow. Not having an orgasm can have severe consequences for our mood and well being, and if we feel pissed cause we didn’t climax and a man is too blind (or too lazy or too sexually uneducated) to notice that a woman needs some more action, the worse for him.

We might start to look for another solution in the long run… How about choosing some mature, sex-wise, experienced guys (thank you, Cialis) instead of peers who watched too much porn and think that a woman gets ready for sex in just a few seconds? Not the case, gentelmen, especially if a woman is quite young cause those about 40 have higher libido levels and may react faster.

One more solution for a sexually unsatisfied woman is finding a girlfriend. Another woman will be really quicker to find all the pleasure points on her partner’s body, she will start checking in the same places she finds highly erogenous herself. And she knows where they are… Well, sure, no kids will be born out of such a union, unless some scientists come out how to make parthenogenesis possible.

Hmmm, both these solution would leave a vast amount of young men single, and if a woman in her 40s were interested in having a young horny stud it would probably work, especially once she has ‘trained’ him 3:)

orgasm solution

Lust objectified

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There are people who seem not to know what to do with their money and just spend a lot if it on a sex doll’s virginity. Are we, women, more clever than that? Would we spend so much money on a sex toy? No, no way… It’s just too stupid to pay a fortune for something that is not really worth it.

How much would you be willing to pay for a dildo, vibrator or another type of small sex toy, ladies? I don’t include all array of bigger Fucking Machines here, these devices are obviously more sophisticated so the price has to be higher.

When you look at a website of a typical sex shop, the prices range from about 10 Euros for the cheap, small butterfly or dolphin styled vibrators to more or less a hundred or one hundred fifty if you want something posh and stylish. If you wanted to get a Fucking Machine you would have to be ready to spend from about 500 Euros to 1600 Euros… Excluding probable assembly of the device. However, it seems these prices are not enough. Behold the most snobbish, the most luxurious and the most expensive vibrator in the world. And I assume that if it is available on the market, the demand for it does exist.

Inez of Lilo.

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What makes it so luxurious? Well, it comes in a 24 karat gold plate (or stainless steel, in its silver colored version). It almost makes me wonder if it could be treated as an investment. Just like a Rolex watch, you buy one for, say, 8 thousand Euros, after a few years it’s worth, say 20% more… The pity is, I don’t think they put enough gold on it to be treated this way. It’s just a posh, snobbish toy, a status symbol that most probably doesn’t even give you better orgasms than a regular cheap vibrator. How much is this pleasure from the above picture? Some of you have already probably googled Lelo website and you just sit and stare at the price. And you keep on counting all the zeros making sure there’s no mistake. Yes, it’s fucking 12000 Euros. A twelve and three zeros.

Any ideas what any of us would do with twelve thousand Euros? Instead of buying a 24k gold vibrator…

The photo comes from Lelo website.

When you can’t be as free as you would want to…

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Virginity, this tiny membrane of flesh turned out to be a curse for a woman. There are still cultures and religions where a woman is required to stay pure till marriage and if she doesn’t she can face some dire and grave consequences.

But modern life has its temptations. A woman wants to use it to the maximum, especially if she knows that after she gets married she’ll be in a literal prison. So she discovers the pleasures of sex and loses the flower. However, not being innocent can cost her life, so however much I hate this necessity to conform, to be hypocritical and not to stand up for what you believe in, it’s better to be hypocritical and live. Already several years back quite some surgery clinics started to offer hymenoplasty as one of the procedures. Hymenoplasty is simply restoring the virginal membrane. It takes about 30 minutes under local anaesthetics. For those who can’t afford the surgical procedure another way was introduced. Do you know what the pic underneath shows?

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It’s a fake hymen. One website sells them for about 23 Euros. You just put the stuff into your vagina, it makes you feel tighter and then during penetration it releases a certain amount of blood. Thus the rightful owner and master feels satisfied that he got undamaged goods…

Another, perhaps more practical and at the same time funny approach is presented in the video underneath.

Here while I applaud of the ‘creativity’ of such women who decide to do it this way, I don’t entirely approve of the motives presented in this video… I understand why women from really conservative families are forced to fake virginity, but this parody touches completely a different point.

Feminine sexuality

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While browsing internet I came across an article about celebs who waited with sex till after marriage. However, it’s not the hymen and glorifying its presence, the notion that was pushed upon us by the patriarchal society and various religions that I want to write about today. I got inspired by one of the comments that was under the article. It could be briefly summarized as follows:

Sex is much more pleasant for women because:

– they can have stronger orgasms as well as multiple ones as well as various types of of it while man can have only one and at a much weaker scope ;

– they get less tired, the only position when they actually work is the cowgirl or a reverse cowgirl;

– a woman can always have sex while a man may not get a hard on, more than that, when he does get a hard on he should watch out not to come too fast, which is pretty stressful;

– apart from the point above, a man has to show that he’s a good lover and make his lover climax (hear hear) while getting a man climax is not really so hard (a single gear shaft device 😉 );

– women have many more and much more sensitive erogenous zones than men, their skin is also 7 times more sensitive to touch;

– women have one body part that is solely dedicated to sex and pleasure and doesn’t serve any other purpose – the clitoris, more than that, the clitoris is a more sensitive organ than a men’s penis;

– after orgasm men lose the interest in sex and would just relax before having more of it while women can have more shagging straight away.

Well, well, well, given all these reasons, we should actually flock after men and molest them for sex all the time. But we don’t do it… Why? That is the question… Why are there so many jokes about headaches as an excuse for not wanting sex? And so on… Can you think of any plausible explanation for this situation?

However, here’s good news. Our novel’s female protagonists don’t have headaches, they are always ready and horny for their men. And even if it doesn’t reflect women’s attitudes in reality, the worse for reality. The book is a fantasy and we see no reason for writing about bad sex and bad lovers.  The rockers are perfect lovers, sex gods for these girls, that’s why Yasmin, Eleyne and the other 2 girls always want more sex and are ready to accept all kinky ideas of their lovers…