A man whose dick was cut off…

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Can you imagine having your dick cut off, gents? Most of you will probably shudder dreading to even think about such a disaster. Yikes!  Nevertheless it may happen, as it did to a John Wayne Bobbit. 20 years ago after a row with his then-wife, he fell asleep not suspecting that his pissed and vengeful spouse had ominous plans about his manhood. When he was sleeping she sliced off his cock and drove off with the severed organ then throw it out in a field.

Luckily for this mister, the wife realized what she had done and called for the emergency services – otherwise her husband would simply have died bleeding out. The missing dick was found, after a long and painstaking search as you can imagine, then a complicated surgery was performed.  The cock was sewn back to the John’s body and all the nerve connections were stitched. Hmm…hmmm, were they living in the US? And  his medical insurance paid for this???

Whoever paid for the surgery, the doctors did really a good job as the operation had unexpectedly miraculous effects. Even though doctors warned John he might never have sex again after such a serious injury he recovered completely to such an extent that he even became a porn star.  Apart from that he fucked about 70 women…

His example proves everything is possible, however, I wouldn’t recommend using this method just to pick and fuck more chicks. Your doctors may not be as skilled as the ones 20 years ago, moreover your insurance may refuse to pay. Other than that, is really fucking more chicks worth such a pain?

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Being a male porn star…

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I suppose many of you, gentelmen, wouldn’t mind a career in porn business. Being a male porn star is something a lot of men fancy. Imagine, screwing busty, hot chicks for a living. Seems a sheer paradise.

However, the latest release from a Japanese adult video industry, a documentary “The Other Side Of The Sex” shows a completely different picture. According to the veterans of Japanese porn, being in this business is hard work. Look at it from their perspective,  next to you there’s a chick you have to screw in front of a camera, camera operator and probably a few more people involved in the making of the video. The chick may not be as pretty and sexy as you would wish and she doesn’t excite you at all, but you still have to get it up. Moreover, you have to keep it up for the time necessary to shoot the video, you’re not allowed to come quickly. And as it often happens when filming takes places, some scenes may have to be repeated… etc etc… All this time you have to be hard and ready. And even fluffers may not help it if really takes long.

The other thing that some (lazy) men may consider a downfall of the job, is that you have to stay fit. No beer and chips, guys. Nudity in front of a camera obliges you to keep a nice shape. We don’t want to look at flabby, beer inflated abs.  You have to hit the gym often enough, guys, and work out to stay trim and appetizing. The same refers to all the men that are in “ladies’ entertainment business”, all those Chippendales type of men dancing bands. None of us, women, wants to look at  a obese dancing guy. Quite a lot of us have this at home, thank you very much, we don’t really want to pay for it.

There’s one more thing that actually made me laugh my ass off when I read it. Let me quote: “Actors need to have their fingernails trimmed and be aware of bad breath,” the director says.  Those poor male porn stars, they are forced to wash regularly, trim their fingernails and also trim or shave their pubic hair… Well… I know that some men really have big issues with hygiene but I didn’t really expect that matter to arise, I would expect that staying nice and clean is obvious in this job and not only there. It seems, that it’s not.