Masturbation

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A friend of mine was once asked to become a Godmother for her cousin’s daughter. The girl didn’t think it was the best idea as she is (and was) more than against religion but she agreed. To cut a long story short, she was required to go through a confession beforehand. Imagine her surprise when she heard a question from behind the panel: “Do you masturbate?”

WTF, was her thought. Of course I do. How else am I supposed to know what pleases me the best? How else my boyfriend will know it? He’s not clairvoyant, you know… He does require some coaching from time to time…  The girl has been always on the cheeky side, so she just blurted all these thoughts out to the priest… Apart from that she added: “Do you want to listen about the details?”

Well, as a result she didn’t become a Godmother…

But anyway, a question arises: why some religions are so much against masturbation? They go as far as make you believe it is unhealthy (can cause blindness, acne, hair loss, chronic fatigue, hairy palms or cancer), immoral, sinful etc. Anything to prevent you from getting off pleasantly in the company of your own hand or finger and discovering how your body reacts to different kind of stimulation.

The truth is, masturbation is a healthy sexual behaviour, a natural part of human sexuality and nothing to be ashamed of.

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TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF…

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TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY… From Damn My Halo Broke Again

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between  man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9……

G-POINT AND TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF…

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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY… From Damn I lost my halo again.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Well, our male protagonists do know how to find a G-spot and you, guys? Or is it like it that joke about G-point and bar? The difference between the both is that the most men know how to find the latter… More clues? Well, Certainly for quite a lot of women their G-points are placed at the letter G in word shopping… You already knew guys, that quite a lot of us would prefer to go and buy some new dress, lipstick, shoes, you name it, instead of bed play? Especially if we could use your credit card…

Ok, more seriously. How to become a sex expert and  find and stimulate a G-point in a woman’s pussy in for those of you who don’t know yet. The instructional link is here, as I’m not sure if WordPress will permit such naughty videos embedded directly into the body of the post. Note that you may need to log in to confirm your age to watch.