A new healthy protein shake

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It seems that recently I’ve been surrounded by info and pics trying to convince us that giving blow jobs and also swallowing is very beneficial for us women, and also for the ones on the receiving end. Some women like it, some don’t and refuse to give this pleasure to their men. Our 2 main female protagonists, Eleyne and Yasmin love it. They love turning on their lovers this way. They know they have the power even if they’re on their knees… It’s a turn on as well, isn’t it?
Well, here’s a treat for those of you, gents, who have trouble convincing your women that giving head is what should be done in a relationship. Show your woman this article and tell her your semen is healthy.
Yeah, you read right, your load is like a protein shake, it contains: fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, zinc and more. Discovery News reports there’s a new research that found that numerous species consume semen for its health benefits, and human seed might as well be viable as a super food. Apart from that it may have some anti-aging properties, though I have no clue if it should be swallowed or  rubbed onto the skin. Hmmm… I could mention here, that one of the ingredients of the pussy juice also contains rejuvenating ingredient… Lol, ladies,  imagine using your own pussy juice to prevent wrinkles instead of your daily moisturizer.
Anyway, if even these findings don’t convince your women that blow jobs and swallowing are good for them, they may still not like your taste… <rolls eyes>

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Blow jobs. Why does she refuse?

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You, guys, probably have wondered countless times why she refuses to go down on you. Are there any reasons why she refuses to kneel down and worship your maleness with her mouth?  I suppose there might be some. First of them is generally the fact that most of us, women, are brought up to believe that blow jobs are the things that only porn stars do and no respectable woman is supposed even to consider lowering herself to this, figuratively and literally speaking. In this case, I guess it’s a long way in front of you overcoming her sexual inhibitions and convincing her that what two people do in bed should be of no concern of some moralists, religions, priests, whatever. As long as it’s consensual. A woman has to want it, she has to get horny thinking that your dick in her mouth gives her the absolute power over you… After all if we blow you, your most sensitive organ is in our mouths and we do have teeth…

The other possible reason is the taste… And while speaking of taste, the smell can’t be left out. Errr… Gentelmen… When was the last time you showered? Sometimes going on public transport can make me believe that some people have never heard of soap… However, even if you have just washed properly (and she knows it) and feel horny, make sure you rinsed off all the soap from you dick and nuts. It doesn’t taste particularly enticing. And if you washed, you may as well think of trimming the jungle you have on your loins and nuts, though here, from what I have heard, feminine preferences may vary. Some of us may prefer you to stay very hairy on your private parts. Well, perhaps they like the hair going into and tickling their noses and they don’t mind spending half an hour first just trying to find your dick in that bush. But if any of us has to pause to remove some pubic hair that just got stranded between our teeth don’t complain that we’ve ruined it for you.

And last but not the least, you want a blow job, more than one and as often as possible? Right? But what was the last time you gave her some oral sex? If you make her clit feel very, very happy with your tongue skills  the woman may be more willing to reciprocate.

Ps. Almost as an afterthought I might add that if you do get it and you like how we do it, it’s probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we’re good at it. And grateful…

Does size of a man’s penis matter?

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Men have always been pre-occupied with the size of their male equipment. Does the size of a man’s penis matter for you, ladies? Or do you rather attach value to some other things such as bed skills of its owner, for example? After all our G points are not that deep in our vaginas, even relatively short dicks should be able to reach them and stimulate them successfully if the owner of the dick in question knows what to do and how to do it. There might be also this little fact that some of us, women, may prefer the whereabouts of the maleness cleanly shaven as we are not especially partial to having hair between our teeth when we do a blow job… And of course, as they say, a tree looks higher if there are no bushes underneath, Well, it looks like we’re back to the matters of size again.

Just to illustrate the matter, a chart that I found once while browsing through some naughty pages:

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What do you think?

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF…

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TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY… From Damn My Halo Broke Again

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between  man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9……

Threesomes… Triangles… Ménage à trois … (2)

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I like reading threads and posts on various erotic fora and from there I gather that in most cases if a threesome is considered in  a relationship a man prefers to add one more woman to frolics in bed and  he is stubborn in refusing to allow another man. Don’t be so selfish, gentelmen. A woman also deserves some more fun in sex. Especially when she wants to take it all because she lusts for it, yearns for her feminine pleasure to be the centre of affections of two men. The feminine yin sucking everything in.

If you’re a lucky girl who experienced a MFM threesome then you sure discovered what was in it for you. To put it crudely, the more the merrier for you. You had two men’s attentions entirely on you and from what one lucky lady experienced and shared: a certain amount of rivalry between the two guys meant more pleasure for her.  She just loved being cherished and worshipped like this.

Another thing an MFM threesome gives is  a possibility of living out several erotic scenarios, normally unavailable to you like infidelity or exhibitionism. Not to mention the fact that having two men handy can mean you can try to fulfill one of the ultimate woman’s sexual fantasies – a double penetration.

What’s in it for you if you’re a man and you’re engaging in this kind of threesome. You gain experience… And such an experience also teaches you confidence… The woman who’s in bed with both of you wants you, wants you two. She doesn’t compare your equipment or skills she just wants to be vowed and cherished. She wants all your attention, and all your equipment available for her pleasure (yes, I mean fingers and tongues too).

Do I have to mention that our female protagonist also experience this kind of threesome in the book?

There are some very interesting articles about MFM threesomes here and here. Have a look.

The author of the photo: bobnery, devianart

Threesomes… Triangles… Ménage à trois …. (1)

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Some statistics claim that for about 1/3 of men a ffm threesome is their number one erotic fantasy while only one in ten women admit to dreaming about more than one man in bed with them. Are you a person that couldn’t possibly share your partner in such circumstances?  Or you think you belong to the groups mentioned in the stats. If yes, welcome. Threesomes are a nice way of adding spice to your sex life providing that  the relationship in question won’t suffer from inviting another man or a woman to join your bedplay. If that condition is met and you’re both open minded enough to enjoy it then why not reap out the advantages of a ménage à trois?

For a man the pluses and pleasures of such sex are obvious. Two women in bed with him is pure fun, more boobs to touch, two fannies and asses to screw, two pairs of mouths to take care of him… A man can feel like a king when he’s appreciated enough. Apart from that he can enjoy watching how the two women who are with him also interact with one another.  However if his sexual stamina is less than good it would be better if he prepared  some sex toys that the two ladies may enjoy when he is no longer able to satisfy them… If you’re a woman, seeing your man with another one can  satisfy a voyerism fantasy, then you can also interact with the other woman – as they say, bisexualism doubles your chances of a date. Not to mention the fact that another woman will sooner find that damned G-spot that your regular partner cannot locate and the other fact that her facial skin doesn’t resemble a sand paper 😉

I won’t even mention that this arrangement also gives the three of you opportunities of acting out various less or more kinky scenarios.

Do I have to say that our female protagonists in the book sure discover the joys of a well executed ffm threesome…

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Taste does matter…

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Guys, have you ever wondered why she won’t just swallow afterwards? After the blow job… I suppose at least some of you have…  Well, the second question is, have you heard this joke?

A girl and a boy go into a bar to have some drinks. They sit, talk, drink  and have fun and suddenly she starts to talk about a new drink. The more she says about it, the more she excited she gets and finally convinces the boy to order the drink. He agrees. The bartender serves the drink putting the following in front of the guy: a saltshaker, a shot of  Bailey’s Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. The boy looks at these ingredients sheepishly so the girl explains.

“First, you should sprinkle some salt on your tongue, then you take the Bailey’s and hold it in your mouth and at the end goes the lime juice.”

It doesn’t sound too appetizing for the boy but  as he wants to show her he’s the man he does as she says. He takes some salt, well, it’s ok so far. Then goes the Bailey’s, smooth, aromatic, really pleasent… Cool! Finally goes the lime juice. At first, a sharp taste of the fruit hits his palate, then the Bailey’s gets curdled and the salty-bitter-curdly taste attacks his gullet. Obviously he retches but as he doesn’t want the girl to get upset he manages to swallow. He turns to the girl disappointed.

“What is this fucking drink?”

“Haven’t you heard? It’s called Revenge for a Blowjob.”

I bet it sounds quite familiar to you, ladies, doesn’t it?

Gentlemen, if you want us to swallow, do something about the flavour of your semen (if this is the cause your partner refuses to let you finish in her mouth). You can start with tasting yourselves.

What? What? What? Do I hear well? WTF? So you want us to taste and swallow your cum but you have no clue how your own semen tastes?  Well, what the heck do you expect then? Quick, quick. One, two, three, a hand job, a self service of your own. Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you don’t jerk yourselves off. I won’t believe it… Then a short sampling…

Hmmm, so how tasty do you find yourself? If you think, the flavour of your semen is not particularly appetizing, you can start with changing some of your dietary habits. And also stop smoking.  What you eat and drink, does have affect the taste. Smoking cigarettes does too, a lot. Try to change these habits, and soon you may enjoy a full blowjob finished with swallowing from your partner.  That is of course if it was the taste that was the reason for the reluctance… Some may have deeply ingrained  religious beliefs that may say: swallowing is cannibalism, spitting is abortion.