Do you know everything about your penis? part 2

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How about some more curiosities about this dangly appendix you, gents, have between your legs? After all, even if you don’t admit it, it plays an important part in your lives and lives of your lovers.

Hmmm… Do you you have an idea that it’s possible to break it? You may shudder to even think about it, but penile rupture can happen. So be careful, it can happen to you during a very vigorous sex… If you hear a popping noise, you expect a really excruciating pain later. Just make sure this is treated properly, go to your doctor however embarrasing it may seem. Untreated, it may lead to permanent erectile dysfunctions.

The other curiosity about your dicks and sexuality is that actually, you, gents are programmed to finish quite quickly. After all, originally it was supposed to serve only procreation. However, if you use this excuse and become lazy, don’t expect this attitude to bring you pussy.

On the other hand, while, we, women may like our men to have the staying power and the stamina to fuck us for an unspecified (but not short) amount of time  until we get several orgasms, maintaining an erection for a prolonged period of time is not good for your health. ‘If the blood flow that causes an erection doesn’t eventually leave the penis,’ explains Dr. Fiske, ‘serious complications can result, like blood clots.’ So working out a compromise that satisfies both sides is recommended here.

You may have wondered the other day, why the only possible ways of contraception for men are actually condoms (which may break, slip off and are not generally the most comfortable to use). I have no clue if ‘a pill’ for men has been already devised or not yet, I’ve heard about some work in progress in this field. Leaving these two methods aside, you may have wondered about vasectomy, especially if you already have kids and don’t want to have more, or if you don’t want to have them at all. Sure, it is a method that works, though it’s permanent. However, even if you have the simple little procedure performed on you, you still need to be careful for more or less 2 months afterwards. Until your doc gives you an ‘all clear’.

Some of you ladies, may have experience your men complaining to you about having blue balls and saying only an orgasm can solve this issue. Well, this technically called ‘prostatic congestion,’ the achiness in the testicles is caused by ‘trapped’ blood. And indeed, an orgams will help. However, if you don’t have time for sex or even a blow job, just give him some aspirin or get him to take a warm shower. They will also do the trick.

I suppose you have looked at your penis countless times, either in the mirror or while masturbating. Have you noticed that some of your dicks are darker in color than the rest of your body? It’s supposed to be natural, but some experts suggests it may also be the result of masturbation.

And speaking of masturbation, I’ve already written some praise about it, about health benefits it brings to everybody that does it. Not to mention the bigger awereness of your own sexual needs. Apart from all of these, jerking off is a great exercise for your dicks. The less you use it, the more problems you can have trying to start it up later on.

So what can be the conclusion of this post?
Gents, get your dicks into your hands. Preferably while reading some nice erotica, ours for example. It has a lot of moments that will help you get off.

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Do you know everything about your penis?

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Penis, dick, cock, willy, twig (&berries), ding dong, beef hammer, sausage, meat sword, man’s best (or worst friend). This organ has multiple names from neutral through funny to vulgar ones. This list of synonyms to refer to your manhood is really extensive. Over 150 terms to refer to this natural hydraulic pump. Perhaps this multitude is the reflection of its importance in a man’s life.  Its length, girth, shape and capability to rise up means a lot to every man. Am I right? You may glance at other men’s organs while showering in a gym after a workout to compare your equipment with yours, but do you know everything about penis as such?
For example, in reality most penises are equal when they are in their shrunk, dangling state, so ogling other men who are showering and are not having erotic thoughts that would make their dicks rise up won’t tell you anything about their erected length. Statistics say that adult penises measure between 3 to 4 inches when flaccid,  apart from that there is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size or nose size. Moreover, there’s no correlation between penis size/shape and wallet size.
Well, unless we look at cars … Well, perhaps this old joke about compensation is true…
Don’t blame your parents for the genetic load you got, cause it doesn’t determine how big your dick can get either. Penises are actually formed in uterus when those wild and crazy male hormones kick-in. There’s no one to point the finger (or any other appendage) at but Mother Nature.

So is there anything that can actually influence a dick size outside of these hormones in uterus? Well, there is one factor. It’s the low temperature. Your testicles hate cold water and cold weather, they need to stay relatively warm to produce sperm and testosterone which as you know is your sex drive hormone. So after a dip in a really cold water you may find your nuts and dick really reduced to the size of peanuts and acorn. For sure then you wouldn’t need this extra large condom… Which according to condom manufactures are bought only by 6% of the costumers. Does it mean the other 94% lie?
Certainly, those less generously endowed in these lower regions can get some consolation with the fact that in comparison with other species their dicks are still quite large. Chimps only have half the size of an average male human. Just don’t compare your equipment with this of the horse, the bull or the blue whale, whose penis is 11 feet long.

Well, apart from the above is there anything that can affect a man’s performance in bed?
For sure you know some of the culprits that make any decent hard on impossible. If you pour 4 pints of beer into your stomach, your dick will be FPO (for peeing only).
The same refers to other types of alcohol, too much of it is bad for the erection. You can have two, perhaps 3 glasses of wine (how good, for us, women, that alcohol doesn’t impede our nether regions, we can still fuck even after a bigger amount) but if you down a bottle, you’d better get a strap on otherwise your partner will have the right to sulk. The other common erection killers are drugs. Have you ever got a decent fuck from a drug addict, ladies? Though, here I might add that I’ve heard some (unconfirmed) gossip that cocaine can actually get you going for a long time. It’s supposed to prevent you from coming.
Some regular, doctor prescribed medications can also make you stay flaccid. The same applies to some medical conditions. If you have problems getting a hard on, you should get your ticker checked. ED can be one of the first signs of heart disease. Other chronic diseases like diabetes and hypertension (high blood pressure) have also been linked to the same symptom.
One more reason for worse performance in bed and for generally lower libido level are cigarettes. Smoking isn’t just bad for your lungs and looks. It affects the production of sperm and testosterone (which is responsible for your sex drive). Men who smoke may need less sex, cause smoking simply lowers their sex drive, they have sperm of worse quality (which counts, if you want to have kids) and I don’t even mention that it influences the taste of the cum. Smokers sperm tastes disgusting and even consuming sweet fruit like pineapple doesn’t help. Guys, if you want her to swallow, stop smoking.

Things you might not have known about penis anatomy

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What is the purpose of a penis? Biologically. I’m not talking about sex now.

Well, basically, its function is to deliver the sperm as close as possible to an oocyte, to produce another life and if it malfunctions the owner is simply kicked out of the gene pool. Well, quite some of you guys, probably don’t care too much of becoming fathers, at least not too fast and only after fucking as many chicks as possible but most other species don’t have as much fun and pleasure from sex as we, humans, do.  Though I believe that researches also study this… In a few years we may find out that much more animals actually enjoy mating as much as we do.

Anyway, mammals’ penises vary in size, shape and structure. Some of them have bones inside, you know… Men don’t have bones there, though. Sometimes we could feel sorry that it’s not the case, but the point is, that you guys have there the best hydraulic pump in the world and you just have to keep it in shape. In its erected shape when needed. To keep us, women, happy.

Here some more interesting things about penis anatomy that I found on Ted.com

Feminine sexuality

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While browsing internet I came across an article about celebs who waited with sex till after marriage. However, it’s not the hymen and glorifying its presence, the notion that was pushed upon us by the patriarchal society and various religions that I want to write about today. I got inspired by one of the comments that was under the article. It could be briefly summarized as follows:

Sex is much more pleasant for women because:

– they can have stronger orgasms as well as multiple ones as well as various types of of it while man can have only one and at a much weaker scope ;

– they get less tired, the only position when they actually work is the cowgirl or a reverse cowgirl;

– a woman can always have sex while a man may not get a hard on, more than that, when he does get a hard on he should watch out not to come too fast, which is pretty stressful;

– apart from the point above, a man has to show that he’s a good lover and make his lover climax (hear hear) while getting a man climax is not really so hard (a single gear shaft device 😉 );

– women have many more and much more sensitive erogenous zones than men, their skin is also 7 times more sensitive to touch;

– women have one body part that is solely dedicated to sex and pleasure and doesn’t serve any other purpose – the clitoris, more than that, the clitoris is a more sensitive organ than a men’s penis;

– after orgasm men lose the interest in sex and would just relax before having more of it while women can have more shagging straight away.

Well, well, well, given all these reasons, we should actually flock after men and molest them for sex all the time. But we don’t do it… Why? That is the question… Why are there so many jokes about headaches as an excuse for not wanting sex? And so on… Can you think of any plausible explanation for this situation?

However, here’s good news. Our novel’s female protagonists don’t have headaches, they are always ready and horny for their men. And even if it doesn’t reflect women’s attitudes in reality, the worse for reality. The book is a fantasy and we see no reason for writing about bad sex and bad lovers.  The rockers are perfect lovers, sex gods for these girls, that’s why Yasmin, Eleyne and the other 2 girls always want more sex and are ready to accept all kinky ideas of their lovers…