Can sex make your life longer, gents? Roizen’s formula

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Can having sex make your life expectancy longer? What do you think? Yes or no?

I’ve recently read an article that claims it is possible. Some Swedish scientists made a study already back in the 80s – they questioned 70 year olds about their habits and the results showed that those that were still having sex made it to 75. Another study done by Duke University followed 252 people over 25 years and the conclusions were similar: “Frequency of intercourse was a significant predictor of longevity.”

Well, it looks like good news. The general message  is then – fuck as much as you can. And even if you have problems getting it up due to any medical issues (or non medical), talk to your doctor and get yourself one of these latest pharmaceuticals – Viagra is passé. I’ve heard that Cialis is the answer 😉 You can also try one of those testosterone boosters. They are supposedly  based on natural ingredients. It’s worth a try especially if you have a horny and demanding (and younger) partner, gents. (Hmmm… Why do I think about some 60ish or even 70ish rockers like Jimmy Page at the very moment?) Bear in mind, the benefits of sex are a factor in all three categories of male mortality – heart disease, cancer and environmental causes (stress, accident, suicide) – and plenty of scientists are pushing the idea that the more sex you have the longer you’ll live. The Johnny Appleseed of the theory is Michael Roizen, a 62-year-old doctor who chairs the Wellness Institute at the Cleveland Clinic.

“For men the more the better” Roizen says. “The typical man who has 350 orgasms a year, versus the national average of around a quarter of that, lives about four years longer.” Another advantage is that you will feel some years younger than your contemporaries. Roizen suggests, with a straight face, that 700 a year could add up to eight years to your life. This is an ambitious prescription. Statistics say that the average American adult male has sex just 81 times a year.

Our female protagonist would be delighted to take care of Colin, Tony and Jim in this way after returning to the future. ’Tis almost a noble task, to make them live longer so that they write more music.

3 (12)Sorry for not posting for a week. I’ve been visiting family and I’m also sick.

 

Why women make so much noise during sex?

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Have you ever wondered why some women moan so much during sex? Some are even so noisy that your neighbours can hear you too well… Well, it can be embarrassing, but if the neighbours know your name and clap their hands when you leave your lover’s apartment you can feel kind of proud of yourself… But anyway, what is the reason that we, women, moan and whimper when we experience pleasure? After all, when we masturbate on our own, without a camcorder to send the sexy video somewhere into cyber space, most of us keep quiet…

Well, one of the logical answers that I was thinking was a correct one till now was – we moan to direct you, gents. You’re not clairvoyant, you don’t feel what we feel, you don’t have some kind of sensor device in your skin. There’s no way for you to know if what you’re actually doing is pleasing us or not if we don’t tell you somehow. That’s why we moan. The louder we do, you know then what you are doing is a good idea. Especially if you bother to learn a bit about women’s sexual physiology and find out how to recognize a female orgasm.

It seems this kind of explanation was not enough for some scientists. One of them, a British primatologist, Dr. Stuart Semple came up with another thesis after studying and analyzing the mating behaviours of baboons.  He says females make so much noise while mating because… they invite more potential admirers and lovers. This way they tell the males they are hot and ready for some more frolics.

Thorough study and comparative analysis of all the findings have showed that baboon females scream in this particular way only when they ovulate, they don’t behave this way in other phases of the cycle. Males also rather keep quiet during mating – hmmm, looks like they don’t want to invite competition. Looks logical… They want exclusivity, that’s one thing, and on the other hand they don’t want attention of some predator hunting in the area. So some males even may try to shut up their partners in whatever way… Does it sound familiar to you, gents, or not? 😉

A lot of you gents, probably have heard these loud ‘ohs’ and ‘ahs’ coming to your ears. Haven’t these sounds attracted your attention? Haven’t they made you horny enough to think of following this love call?

The conclusion of the finding is that we, human females, may also be still in some way like these baboons…Still hot, ready, unsated… Perhaps we should really knock at the neighbour’s door next time and invite you to a menage a trois romp… After all, the more, the merrier…

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When do you like to fuck the most?

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According to this clock the time for fucking is always good, perhaps apart from midnight.

But jokes aside, each of us has our own daily rhythm, one person can be an owl who doesn’t function well at all in the morning, the other may be a nightingale who does but on the other hand goes to bed really early in the evening. Apart from that most people have their daily duties at home and also some work to do …  It’s not that we can fuck anytime we want to, in an office at a business meeting with our superiors present it may be rather hard. Unless your boss is kind of naughty as well and would turn a blind eye or participate.

What is the best time for you to fuck? When do you feel the horniest?

As far as I’m concerned, I’m an owl. If you wake me up at six, just to nudge me with your hard on you may still get a murmured answer: “Jusssst lemme  sleep..” Though I must admit one thing – writing the book, Hekate’s Passage, as well as administering the fan page on Facebook and writing this blog keeps me permanently horny. I constantly think about sex and create new scenarios that could be used for the future, not written parts of the book or perhaps used to enhance what is already done but not published yet. Tony and Jim (cause it’s me, Eleyne, taking care of this blog) keep me wet, randy and ready.  So, this is why, after waking me up at some unseemly hour you could still persist in your attempts and get what you want quite soon. Or if we were in a BDSM relationship you could always cuff me to bed and just take what you want. I’d orgasm anyway.  Of course,  you’d have to take it easy when I call Tony or Jim’s names when I come…

Your ass is mine

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Collecting pictures of all those lovely butts and not only butts keeps me inspired, it makes me think of fucking all the time. All types of fucking, in the pussy, in the  ass, blow jobs; promoting the fan page and thinking up new scenarios for the continuation of the book keeps us both permanently horny.

I’ve written about anal sex here several times. Have you read those posts? Have you tried if you were an anal rookie before that? If yes you probably discovered that these kind of practices are very pleasurable and make it possible to have such an orgasm that you’ll literally see the stars. And it’s an orgasm that is possible for both sexes, after all men have ass holes too. And there’s this advantage, that after an anal orgasm men don’t need to regenerate 😉

I won’t even mention the fact that when you do it in a doggie style position it gives a man an excellent opportunity to slap these lovely ass cheeks. And to add to the pleasure…

Just don’t forget to use a lube. Without it, inserting anything into an asshole is painful. If you trust your partner and you can fuck without a condom, vaseline or oil are the best as they don’t dry out like water based lubes that can be bought in sex shops and pharmacies. If you don’t have any other lubricant you can also  use saliva or pussy juice to get the anus slippery enough to allow entry.

Hmmmm… The book contains some steamy scenes where Eleyne and Melisa’s butts get really, really oily…

 

 

Erotic desserts

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If you remember the posts about love food we published not that long ago, you may recall that bananas and chocolate were mentioned on these lists. What can be more seductive and sexually stimulating that this banana split dessert?

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And to make the whole situation even hotter why not eat the banana with the chocolate, ice cream and whipped cream in a menage a trois? Imagine, two girls sucking and licking the dessert off the plate and off each other’s faces and fingers while he watches. They don’t need spoons for that, tongues are enough…

How long would you resist and just stay idle watching?  Or perhaps the girls could tie or cuff you to the bed and just let you watch, helpless  as they frolic with each other…

Sexual imagination

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Some people say that sex starts in the head, and it’s all so true. Nothing in this book could happen without members of Julian Twist crawling into minds of the two authors and making their imagination run wild. The whole book wouldn’t have happened if they hadn’t managed this sexiest thing possible to do to a woman, without even seeing or talking to her. It’s them who  made us write this book.

Sexual imagination is stronger than reality. In Hekate’s Passage, Yasmin, Eleyne, Melisa and Babette get the pounding of their lives. Never before have they been subjected to such an amount of wild sex. The point is, in reality they wouldn’t be able to walk indeed or if, they would walk in a really funny way after the shaggathons they experience. But it’s our fantasy and we feel entitled to get carried away so our female protagonists can soar in the hands of prodigal lovers of Colin, Tony, Jim and Ted and don’t even feel some of these possible inconveniences that are a result of a large amount of sex. On the opposite, they always want more and are full of new ideas how to have fun with their lovers. This applies to lovers as well – their sexual imagination has no limits.

 

Can nature be indecent?

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Do you see what I see? Doesn’t it scandalize you that nature can produce such sexually suggestive forms? Well, you know, these trees are not the only example of sexual images that nature imitates… Are they immoral or indecent? Can Nature be indecent?

I assume that if you’re reading this blog you’re not an easily morally scandalized prude but a person with a naughty mind. What is your favourite sexual position then? Missionary, with man on the top or any of its derivatives? A cowgirl with a woman on the top? A doggy style? Spooning or whatever else? What always makes you come and is the most pleasurable for you?

A source of a photo – found on Facebook.