A new healthy protein shake

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It seems that recently I’ve been surrounded by info and pics trying to convince us that giving blow jobs and also swallowing is very beneficial for us women, and also for the ones on the receiving end. Some women like it, some don’t and refuse to give this pleasure to their men. Our 2 main female protagonists, Eleyne and Yasmin love it. They love turning on their lovers this way. They know they have the power even if they’re on their knees… It’s a turn on as well, isn’t it?
Well, here’s a treat for those of you, gents, who have trouble convincing your women that giving head is what should be done in a relationship. Show your woman this article and tell her your semen is healthy.
Yeah, you read right, your load is like a protein shake, it contains: fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid, citric acid, enzymes, protein, zinc and more. Discovery News reports there’s a new research that found that numerous species consume semen for its health benefits, and human seed might as well be viable as a super food. Apart from that it may have some anti-aging properties, though I have no clue if it should be swallowed or  rubbed onto the skin. Hmmm… I could mention here, that one of the ingredients of the pussy juice also contains rejuvenating ingredient… Lol, ladies,  imagine using your own pussy juice to prevent wrinkles instead of your daily moisturizer.
Anyway, if even these findings don’t convince your women that blow jobs and swallowing are good for them, they may still not like your taste… <rolls eyes>

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Taste of blow job

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What do you, ladies, do when you find the taste of semen of your partner less than pleasant and he refuses to change his dietary habits in order to become tastier? Do you resort to the simplest though the least nice solution (for him) – not do blow jobs at all or simply not swallow the load? I know, I know, sex without giving head is like sandwich without bread and that all ‘rules’ teach that we should swallow every drop, blah blah blah…  But those who wrote the rules probably never tasted their own goodies.

So what do you do to avoid or hide the taste? Use a flavored condom? Well, sometimes it’s necessary, especially if you’re a naughty girl on a  one night stand. Or use some intensively tasting food or drink that may numb you to the taste of semen later on? Alcohol is good here, wine or whisky. Sweets work fine as well, chocolate or candies. In case of candies you can still hold one in your mouth…

Apart from these simple solutions there’s one you buy in a sex shop. Masque is a gel strip wrapped in foil, which looks like a fancy rectangular condom.  Before the blow job you just place it on your tongue and wait till it dissolves.  The ad says that the product completely masks the taste of semen. Well, and it comes in several flavors.

Hmmm…. I think I’ll stick to candies or chocolate if I have to… At least they are natural and don’t contain half a Mendeleev’s periodic table.

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Taste does matter…

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Guys, have you ever wondered why she won’t just swallow afterwards? After the blow job… I suppose at least some of you have…  Well, the second question is, have you heard this joke?

A girl and a boy go into a bar to have some drinks. They sit, talk, drink  and have fun and suddenly she starts to talk about a new drink. The more she says about it, the more she excited she gets and finally convinces the boy to order the drink. He agrees. The bartender serves the drink putting the following in front of the guy: a saltshaker, a shot of  Bailey’s Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. The boy looks at these ingredients sheepishly so the girl explains.

“First, you should sprinkle some salt on your tongue, then you take the Bailey’s and hold it in your mouth and at the end goes the lime juice.”

It doesn’t sound too appetizing for the boy but  as he wants to show her he’s the man he does as she says. He takes some salt, well, it’s ok so far. Then goes the Bailey’s, smooth, aromatic, really pleasent… Cool! Finally goes the lime juice. At first, a sharp taste of the fruit hits his palate, then the Bailey’s gets curdled and the salty-bitter-curdly taste attacks his gullet. Obviously he retches but as he doesn’t want the girl to get upset he manages to swallow. He turns to the girl disappointed.

“What is this fucking drink?”

“Haven’t you heard? It’s called Revenge for a Blowjob.”

I bet it sounds quite familiar to you, ladies, doesn’t it?

Gentlemen, if you want us to swallow, do something about the flavour of your semen (if this is the cause your partner refuses to let you finish in her mouth). You can start with tasting yourselves.

What? What? What? Do I hear well? WTF? So you want us to taste and swallow your cum but you have no clue how your own semen tastes?  Well, what the heck do you expect then? Quick, quick. One, two, three, a hand job, a self service of your own. Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you don’t jerk yourselves off. I won’t believe it… Then a short sampling…

Hmmm, so how tasty do you find yourself? If you think, the flavour of your semen is not particularly appetizing, you can start with changing some of your dietary habits. And also stop smoking.  What you eat and drink, does have affect the taste. Smoking cigarettes does too, a lot. Try to change these habits, and soon you may enjoy a full blowjob finished with swallowing from your partner.  That is of course if it was the taste that was the reason for the reluctance… Some may have deeply ingrained  religious beliefs that may say: swallowing is cannibalism, spitting is abortion.