Oral sex – blow jobs and eating pussy

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After watching and listening to the above I, as well as any other woman, might add: “it won’t lick itself, so what are you waiting for?” Steel Panther excels at writing sexually explicit and funny lyrics, but obviously oral sex hasn’t started to be popular in their heyday. Who actually ‘invented’ it? Aren’t you curious?

It seems that using mouth and tongue to please another person was already common among the ancient people. Especially before Christian missionaries started to fight with it, it was appreciated in many primitive cultures.

Already in the 7th century BC, a poet, Archilloch wrote a poem, a hymn to fellatio – the oldest known  literary form about this manner of ars amandi, and as the ancient Greeks considered oral sex as one of the most pleasant ways of loving, this poem may have not been the only one. Ancient Romans were of the same opinion about blow jobs, the only difference is that there was rank involved. It was ok to receive fellatio from somebody of a lower rank than you, while it was considered degrading and out of question to give it to somebody that stood lower in the hierarchy than you..

Ancient Chinese also favoured oral sex, their poets and philosophers encouraged both sexes to take every possible pleasure from it. According to them, eating your woman out granted her eternal youth and health.

Indian Kamasutra also describes oral sex, here however, the authors suggest that this kind of pleasures should be provided by a ‘qualified personnel’  rather than spouses. Oral sex though pleasant was considered impure and it was impossible to require impure things from a loved person.

The problem came with Christianity and middle dark ages when everything connected with sex started to be seen as sin, obviously this form of pleasuring one another joined the long list of transgressions. Sex that was not leading to procreation and served only the purpose of creating pleasure and fulfilling one’s desire couldn’t be left out. According to the middle ages doctrine anything that did it led you the very bottom of hell. Do I have to add that such a close, intimate contact between lips and sexual organs was filthy as hell at the very least in the eyes of church representatives?

As a result, quite a lot of cultures had to say bye to fellatio and cunnilingus for quite a long time – all the inhabitants of Africa, both Americas, even Australian Aborigenes…

What’s funny is that Jews never had these kind of restrictions against oral sex. It was always considered ‘natural’ in this religion…

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Why won’t he go down on me?

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We’ve already written a post about blow jobs and some women’s reluctance to give it, to make it fair there should be one about licking pussies. Some men love it, some don’t. Some men will eat a woman out  eagerly, some will shudder at the prospect of taste, smell and overall experience and will prefer straight shagging over it. Why?

I’ve read an opinion of somebody who listened up to quite a lot of men on the subject and one reason gets repeated. You know, ladies, in this regard, straight men are simple creatures really: if it looks edible and smells reasonably fresh, they’ll eat it. So having written it I’ll ask, when was the last time you washed your pussy? I know I chided men for the lack of personal hygiene in this blog, but this sin isn’t limited to men only. A saying in my language says: ‘make sure you stay clean down there, you don’t know the time when something happens’.

And once we are at the subject of hygiene, the matter of pubic hair arises. And while I may complain that due to all the modern porn videos all the young guys will never know what a real woman’s pussy looks like, they may even think that pussies stay hairless like in all these videos all the time, I agree that having less hair in the intimate area is more hygenic and more comfortable. Well, for sure less hair gets into your noses, gentelmen, and you also get unrestrained areas of flesh to lick and suck.

To cap it off, an educational photo for the young men. This is what a real pussy looks like.


Yes, guys, we do naturally have some fur there. It can even be more than on this photo, depending on the general hair color, brunettes tend to have more.