Boobs, boob myths, bras and idiots

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Do you like these boobies, guys? Would you like to put your hands on them? Would you like to them to stay so round and shapely as long as possible?

Well, there’s somebody who is trying to sabotage our boobs. An incompetent idiot, named Jean-Denis Rouillon has just come up with results of his ‘research’ claiming that “bras (these perfect baskets for our apple girls, if well fitted) ‘are not needed’, and might actually be doing women’s figures more harm than good.” More revelations from him include: “a bra could ‘prevent supporting tissues from growing’, and that breasts might be less likely to sag without one.”

Well, well, well… Let’s look here then:

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This pair of boobs has never worn a bra, yet they are sagging. Why? How can it be explained through this professor’s findings? Professor Rouillon, a sports scientist (so in theory a person, who should know that  there are no muscles in breasts, just ligaments that do stretch) from the University of Franche-Comte in  eastern France, spent 15 years studying 130 women with different bust sizes. Well, cher Monsier Profeseur, perhaps you should start to study for another 15 years but this time choose a better representative sample. The French women don’t wear well fitted bras, despite what French lingerie industry may claim, they don’t carry enough sizes. Go to do your research among women that wear correct supportive bra sizes and only after that you can talk about bra influence of boobs, muscles, silhuette and back pain or lack of it.

This note is being written while I’m wearing a 32GG (British sizing) bra and enjoying the cleavage I have. Such a tantalizing view – these nice globes resting comfortably in a well fitted bra, just like apples in a basket. I’d almost like to play with them myself if I wasn’t so irritated at this idiot. In France I’d be told to wear a 95E and not to complain if it feels uncomfortable… The 95E would only serve a “covering nipples” function, which may as well be done by the device on the pic below. Boob pasties do nothing to support, just like a French 95E would do in my case.

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However, guys, if you want your woman to have nice boobs for a longer while, don’t believe this research and get her to a good bra fitting shop, by a good one I mean a shop that carries at least 80 different sizes.

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